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"It's a website!" They say you're quitting and there's money somewhere else They say you dropped the act to take care of yourself So wipe off the makeup, take the chains off, time to forget where you came from Sell your soul to Satan and dress up like someone else Then get a job, give up the chase, it's far past time to quit Because money's far morе important than stupid art bullshit Well I know, I know, I know I'm reckless, know I'm greedy, know I'm sеlfish Don't care what happened to you I'll have my cake and eat it too! Na na nana Na na na na Na na nana Na na na na So I'll smash my fingers strumming at a breakneck speed And I'll play piano, fake some talent while they're still healing When my knuckles start to bleed out on the keys as I play more I'll think "Wow, I am so edgy, what an awesome metaphor!" We pretend like it's so cool to be immobilized by pain I'm so sorry that you like my songs because you can relate I'm just singing cause I like to and it helps me to relax But why the fuck would I want anybody to feel sad? 'Cause it's not about the pain it's about where the pain came from And the fact that you're depressed means you know you were happy once If you think that hope is hopeless I hope that I can lend a hand The reason you're alive is so that you can love again Na na na na na na Ya da da da Na na nana Na na na na! Na na nana Na na na na! Fight with all your power, and you fight with all your heart But you fight with one another so your dreams are torn apart Wish that I can do more other, than just give you this advice You can have a different dream until the day you fucking die I know that I am not perfect, I know that nobody is I know having flaws is human, i know we're all full of sin But I spent my life online wishing that I was someone else And when your whole life is comparisons you'll start to hate yourself I'm so sorry that I hurt you and that I can't make it up I'm so sorry that you've run into a spell of real bad luck I'm so sorry I'm a liar and that I didn't fucking care And I'm sorry to my mom that this song has so many swears But I swear that you are good enough, you're good enough for you You can hold your sword and fight through all the never-ending blues While the war might last forever you gotta promise me you'll try Because once this all is over you won't get an extra Life And I hope Heaven is forever, and that we all get to go And it's just as cool as I thought it'd be when I was 10 years old I hope I get to see you catch up and tell you the news That everything worked out for me and it worked out for you Cause in Heaven there's no music, there's no metal, there's no punk Because we're all so happy and now we don't need that stuff I know it doesn't make much sense, but I think in the end I would rather be happy than to make sense when I'm dead

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Xtreme Layout

This is the Xtreme Layout - it's XTREME!!!! It's the late 00s and things are epic awesomesauce and totally random. The key ingredient here is, of course, gradients and rounded corners.

  • This is a list.
  • Some ideas for pages on your web site:
    • display some of your favorite pictures you have on your computer
    • share your bookmarked sites
    • write down instructions for how to do something you're pretty good at doing
  • Or nothing at all. Do what you want.

This is bolded. This is italicized. This is underlined. This is a link.

Notes:

This layout is responsive and mobile-friendly, although it works best on computers.

The top navigation bar can fit a few more navigation links if you need more!

The marquee is a classic HTML marquee, which is going out of style and could be rendered nonfunctional by modern web browsers.

There's some javascript used in the various doodads in the sidebars, but none for the layout itself.

KP Radio and Navlink Ads are both DIY web projects inserted via iframe!

A cool green box for putting stuff in.